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Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
by Garlic Head September 12, 2021
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Stage puberty

by 459395 April 12, 2022
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Fanta pubes

An Australian slang for red heads, where people assume their pubes are the colour of the Fanta drink, therefore- Fanta pubes
“I went down on this red head and she had Fanta pubes”
by BlueBird40 August 26, 2022
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blonde pube

HE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 8 YEARS HELP US FIND HIM XXXXXUWB
HELP I LOST MY PUBES

BLONDE PUBE
by paula the best August 31, 2022
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gorilla pubes

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no
by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022
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clear pubes

Vicky got clear pubes y’all.
by anonymous November 12, 2022
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2nd puberty

When all your favorite characters grow up to become black in their 30s.

Ginger women are particularly susceptible.
2nd puberty hit Shaggy & Velma like a freight train. And don’t even get me started on James Bond or Mary Jane.
by Kalarus November 27, 2022
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