The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018

poon or noop

'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024