Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

by PSE2022 July 31, 2022

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine device

“i can’t find my poon!”

by rvvv January 26, 2025

Poon Toon

A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.

"What the fuck does that mean you poon toon?"

by Vanillra September 15, 2020

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 1, 2017

Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Porcu-poon

Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)

When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.

Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.

Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!

Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.

Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.

by The.Sniper April 3, 2019