Spooky Poon

A haunted vagina, typically ancient and belonging to a ghost or a dead body. Sometimes referred to as 'spoon' for short.

"Oh man I went to the graveyard yesterday and saw a ghost with a Spooky Poon. It was terrifying!"
"That dead body Ted dug up last night had a real Spoon man!"

by Nugz March 19, 2020

Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.

Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon

by The Pain train July 6, 2024

poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.

I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.

by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018

poon or noop

'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.

'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"

by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014