Plead the second

Delaying a household task because you need to take a shit (go number two).

“I don’t have time to mow the fucking lawn right now — I have to plead the second.”

by Walter Perkiss April 13, 2020

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please slow down

it used in sex if a guy is fucking you to your servix u will ask him to slow down

Girl:FUCK please slow down
HIM: shut the fuck up and take it.

by ilovekillak May 23, 2022

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dick please

A typical response from a woman to a man when she's urgin' for a splurgin'.

Man: What can I get you?

Woman: Dick please.

by Jellybare July 17, 2016

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Mount Pleasant High School

A public school in Delaware most know as "Mount Pregnant" because of the sluttiness of the students and the ignorance that is filled within the school.

A:"I can't believe I got pregnant I swore the pull-out method worked."
B:"You must go to Mount Pleasant High School"

by Imanonymousyoudontgettoknowme August 21, 2017

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When a goddamn Honkey tries to patronize a Brotha, tryin to make it all polite, when he ain't tryin to be polite. Quite an insult, and political suicide. Unless it's Brotha-2-Brotha, cause we takin it back from you, uncle Cracka! Nigga Please!

Uncle cracka, nigger please, we been waitin fo centuries to tear a gaping hole in yo lillie white ass. Now we done it. Nigga please. Gimme some fried chicken, cause we do love chicken. Watermelon, we love it...but watermelon sandwich, NIGGA PLEASE!

by PLZNGA June 28, 2010

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