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pizza cunt

When a man sticks his penis into an ovulating female's vagina. The male then ejaculates into the womens vagina creating what some call a creampie. The vagina then has the look of a pizza. The blood representing the sauce and the sperm representing the cheese.
Man I had the BEST pizza cunt last night! It tasted so good, I creamed again!
by BPonD December 26, 2008
mugGet the pizza cuntmug.

Pineapple Pizza

A crime against humanity, and a crime against God.
Customer: Hi, I would like one ticket to Hell please.
Cashier: Sorry but we don't serve pineapple pizza here.
mugGet the Pineapple Pizzamug.

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni
“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night
by UwUferby June 22, 2021
mugGet the Queef Pizzamug.

Pizza Hole

Cutting a hole in a slice of pizza and mounting it upon the man's penis before a woman performs fellatio so she has something to eat at the end.
"Damn dude Stacy pulled a pizza hole on me last night and damn near bit my dick off"
"Uh what?"
by mozzarellaluver September 18, 2019
mugGet the Pizza Holemug.

Pizza Promise

by bridal guru September 20, 2016
mugGet the Pizza Promisemug.

Pizza Burl

Similar to a tree burl, a large protrusion typically from the middle of a pizza slice to the crust. A pizza burl often makes a slice undesirable as the portion covered by the burl has no sauce or cheese.
Bro, you said there was a slice left in the box, but that slice has a pizza burl on it, no one wants that dry air pocket slice with no cheese!
by SeanCognito September 9, 2022
mugGet the Pizza Burlmug.

Frozen Pizza

The best type of pizza to exist. You can customise it to your liking even to the bake time!
Person 1: you want a frozen pizza?

Person2: YESSS?!!?!?!?!?!?
by forzadude June 11, 2023
mugGet the Frozen Pizzamug.

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