pirate dip

When you fuck a girl who's on her period.

Guy one: hey man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy two: nah bro she was was on the rag.

Guy one: bro go for the pirate dip. Just cause it's red don't mean you can't hit it.

by Thescholarlyscholar April 6, 2016

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Pirate Protein

Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.

Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.

by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 25, 2019

Painty the Pirate

The pirate painting from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Little kid 1: Hey you know that pirate painting guy from Spongebob?
Little kid 2: Yeah, What about it?
Little kid 1: His actual name is Painty The Pirate.
Little kid 2: Holy crap I never knew that!!

by CyndaChu February 2, 2019

pirate black

Only the best color for YEEEZY.

“Um, there’s only one color, Pirate Black”

by Dr._Mario April 21, 2019

Somalian Pirates

The guy who stole your toys

When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys

by Bigga69 September 27, 2019