crooked pirate 

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

crooked pirate by vishay August 1, 2004

ass pirate 

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

ass pirate by MizMaverick September 30, 2002

crusty pirate 

when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

crusty pirate by LT Long Dong March 3, 2009

Somali pirate 

An Somali pirate are group of fishermen trying to protect their seas from the bad guys in Europe and America.

Somali pirate are just there to protect their sea, because Somalia are the most poorest country in the world, and the Europeans, Americans are trying to make the Somalis be the bad guys. Somali pirate are not violent people at all. The people who are involve the Somalis situation are trying to make the world see Somalis as the villain. Somalis are just there to protecting their water because the Europeans and americans are harming the Indian ocean.

Somali pirate by Somali pirates January 19, 2015

urban pirate 

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

urban pirate by miklus May 30, 2006

Rug Pirate 

When you're having intercourse with a girl, you ejaculate in her eye. She then proceeds to hold one eye yelling, "arr!", whilst she hits the floor.

We were watching pirates of the carribean, when I gave her a Rug Pirate

Rug Pirate by Josh May 22, 2004

limpy pirate 

After blowing a load in a girl's eye, left OR right, your choice, the girl will reach up and cover her eye in shock. When she stands up, kick her shin, and she will reach her leg back and hold it, thus performing the limping action.

I walked in their room, trying to get my brother to take his drunk girlfriend home after the party, and to my surprise, what i thought was a limpy pirate in the room...

limpy pirate by SNOOCHYxBOOCHY March 17, 2009