Pie Ass

A person who is RIPPED, MESSED UP, SLOSHED, and doesn't know it but it is obvious to everyone else. Like having a pie on your ass and not being aware.

Jim's a pie ass he won't admit he's drunk.

Alyson is so fucked up, she doesn't even know. She's a pie ass.

by JesusH1mself January 25, 2009

mince pie

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex

Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man

by Jimmy January 14, 2006

Apple pie

When you are having a threesome and there's a guy probing the female in front of him while being probed himself by another guy behind him

That threesome that was blowing up on PornHub had an apple pie

by Vaptain March 18, 2015

Ook Pie

Carrying similar traits to an Ook cake, an Ook pie is often times used as a metaphor for a person that displays much charisma.

Oh dear, you're such an Ook pie!

by Waterfreakingbottle January 9, 2011

Excitement Pie

The word used to describe excitement before a music festival.

dude, i got glastonbury tomorrow. chowing down on some serious excitement pie

by superbadmanlion June 12, 2010

Fist Pie

The residue left on your hand after fisting someone.

Dude, what's that all over your hand?" "Oh just some fist pie from last night.

by Abandoned Nutsack July 2, 2010

vag-pie

a hearty snack before bedtime!

Max sated himself with a large portion of his wife's vag-pie before falling into a deep post-coital slumber.

by rossybaby May 20, 2011