jeb piece

A jeb piece is a jeb broken into little pieces and then inserted up someone or something's rectum

Stop being such a jeb piece

by ilDominator October 28, 2013

head piece

(noun) A female that has sex with every male in the household on a given night.

I need a hEad piece.

by M~Dunk October 31, 2009

piece of mind

observing your pet feline scratch furniture while resting securely in the knowledge said feline's front claws have been removed.

Fluffy's scratching the sofa and you're sitting there smiling...that's piece of mind.

by D B Stinecipher February 15, 2005

piece of work

something that is very funny that goes on forever

Everybody was hoping and praying for rain for the crops. Somebody got out some drums and started drumming. Other people gathered round and started stomping their feet while they walked around in a circle in front of the drummer. They raised their voices and raised their arms, flailing them in the air. They had headdress on that was a band around the head that soaked up the sweat of their brow, and feathers in the headdress that were very pretty that came from very special birds. (They just fell out. They didn't kill them.) Suddenly, a great cloud came across in the sky. The sky darkened, and rain came pouring down. Everybody fell to the ground, laughing. This happens every year! The rain keeps on falling, and you think that the flooding is never going to end, but it does. We can all laugh about it. Our concept that we caused the rain to fall ourselves is a piece of work.

by EvaLissens September 22, 2009

D-Piece

NOUN: Another name for a penis. Used when speaking about getting a blowjob or having sex. Also used to make fun of another guy if they do something bad or embarrassing.

I gave that girl the mean D-Piece last night.
After I finger blasted that girl she started sucking my D-Piece.
Yo Tom, you just lost again... Your really sucking the D-Piece.

by Markyyy Maaak October 4, 2011

Dead Piece

PN. Someone who cant neither give sexual pleasure nore oral pleasure

Dude: So what happened between you and her?

Dude2: She lied too much plus she was a dead piece.

by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004

Cock Piecing It

To do sumthin in a really spastic way....
To make somethng simple into a huge ass deal for no reason.

Watch this guy switch lanes next time .....He Cock Pieces It.

by DUbman June 29, 2004