pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 20, 2011

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Pee poop

When you go to poop and it's like pee.

I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.

by waternymph June 27, 2017

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pee it off

Only guys will get this: you know when you use the bathroom at your house or someone else's house to take a piss and you notice a poop stain or two? And you felt like removing it without touching it? So you naturally aimed your stream at the stain to get rid of it. Yeah, that's called "peeing it off."

Bro how am I supposed to get those poop specs on the toilet bowl off?

Pee it off man.

by TheMaker420 November 06, 2013

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