pee bombs

Peeing in big waves

*falls on the floor being pushed back by his piss* "PEE BOMB!"
hence pee bombs

by BillyJeansCar January 20, 2012

pee it off

Only guys will get this: you know when you use the bathroom at your house or someone else's house to take a piss and you notice a poop stain or two? And you felt like removing it without touching it? So you naturally aimed your stream at the stain to get rid of it. Yeah, that's called "peeing it off."

Bro how am I supposed to get those poop specs on the toilet bowl off?

Pee it off man.

by TheMaker420 November 06, 2013

Pee poop

When you go to poop and it's like pee.

I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.

by waternymph June 27, 2017

Hot Pee

The act of going for a quick pee.

Be right back, gotta take a hot pee.

by papertowels000 October 30, 2016

pee shoter

Eww don’t touch my dirty pee diapers face the pee shooter 1000

Pee shoter idiot

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 10, 2021

pee hammer

While a male is taking a piss, the penis is clamped down upon preventing further discharge resulting in an internal backup of fluids (aka a water hammer) that causes extreme pain.

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and had to pee, so I pissed on her feet and she turned around and grabbed my junk causing a pee hammer.

by UnCivil Engineer December 20, 2011

Pee Peeee

When you have nothing funny to text your friend, So you send them Pee Peeee with a random meme.

I didn’t have anything funny to send to Robert So I just sent him Pee Peeee lol.

by I like oofing May 25, 2020