Pussy Paradox

A set of dillusional statements made by a man regarding his relations with women. Typically the subject exaggerates his success rate with women even though those around him know the truth.

When Moe referred to himself as The King of All Ass despite the fact that he hadn't been laid in six months, I knew he was using the pussy paradox again.

by tactrash July 1, 2008

Detweiler's Paradox

Something that only one person would know the definition to. Anybody else would simply be scrollin around Urbandictionary.com and click on random stuff and read the first defintion to this word and be like: "What... The... Fuck?" and then they'd go hump (or ump) a teddy bear or something because the word Detweiler's Paradox is so erotic.

Nobody knows what it means, they only use it because it'll make them sound really really nerdy and nerds always get the girls as it was shown in revenge of the nerds when the nerds were looking at cheerleader's boobs.

Moral of the story is that ninjas are cooler than pirates.

Jason: "According to Detweiler's Paradox, the internal link between bigfoot and pirates is that both bigfoot and pirates can fly! Eureka!!! My overly enlarged penis is celebrating!"

Erin: "Hey Jason, you ever try decaffeinated coffee? You probably need to lay off the monster too."

Jason: "Don't worry I got that phrase from the inner bowels of my butthole. Otherwise known as Urbandictionary.

by Ninja J January 2, 2009

Paladin

A peice of shit character on world of warcraft,They lack skills because they rely on their free steeds and fucked up aurmour.Half the time the fucking bitches hide behind their fag boy magic to "own" noobz,But in reality paladins are total fucktards.One paladin that stands out is Sparteh of the server Ursin, he is owned by none other then Tarvsi Eanday AKA Travis,Travis is a radically strange and racist user who thinks world of warcraft is based on his fucktard paladin.He thinks he can onw because of his 1 hit every 3.6 seconds and his trinket and divine intervention...But he is actualy a fucking noob.Because I could own him on a rouge like pfft just stealth and backstab the nigger.This is travis reaction when told him on msn that i could own him with my mates rogue.Blakeus: i could own u on my freinds rogue.
Travis:
LALWL NOT EVEN NOOOB I would uze teh trinket and hit U LOILOL)OLOLOLOLOL U RNOOB NOOB LOLOL WTF I would uze my mad as divine intervention to maKE ME SO 1337 lwlwlewl rofL and THEN I WOULD HEAL UPZORSSSDSSS >loloL.ollOLOL OLOLOLO LR ETT TEEEE EETT TEET TTT.
If you wopuld like a better definition of paladin see the words
Fucktard,Pussy,Bitch,Woman or noob.

Travis has a noob paladin that eats arse.
Blakeus:Polymorphed nigga get dat shit outta here!
Travis:U CANT FUCKING ME IM A FUCKING PALADIN REEET TRINKET!!!!!!
Blakeus:Polymorphed again,trinketr wont help now,u have to wait 5 mins.Frost nova!
Travis:I can just cleanise that shit.
Blakeus:Pyroblast,Frost nova
Travis: HACKER HACK LOL NO ONE CAN BEAT ME UNLESS THEY R TEH HACKS!LAWL!!!!1

by Blakeus May 16, 2006

paladin

In relation to World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG, the Paladin is quite often known as the "n00b" class because of it's simple playability. As of mid 2005, many Paladins are protesting that the class is too inactive and lacks control.

"/target Self /cast Hearthstone"
"I hate Paladins."
"You can't roll on that, Valor is for warriors!"

by Justin V August 25, 2005

Paradinha

A Czezilian family of six children that live in a pink house, with 1-2 middle names. ALL of them are CRAZY and GORGEOUS, athletic and artistic like there's no tomorrow!! They listen to strange music and fear nothing. They enjoy acting like monkeys hopped up on steroids and caffeine. Nothing can tear them apart, they stick together NO MATTER WHAT!

1. Why did he just climb that light pole?
- He's a Paradinha.


2. WOW! He's like the hottest guy EVER!
- You've obviously never seen a Paradinha!

by Kittiara (Van) February 26, 2009

raspberry parade

its the art of putting raspberries, in your partners vagina, or anus, and then putting your fingers or penis in there and having a little parade, with your HOMEWRECKER!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

benny liked to put raspberries in jeff's anus and then put his homewrecker in jeff's anus, and enjoy's the hell out of raspberry parade!!!!

by CARL "BIG DADDY" RUSH August 11, 2006

Paradox and Incision

Morbidly obese butt buddies with special powers called "The Invisi-dick". They u-...What? It's not a super power, it's just how they were born? ...Stop the filming!

Bill: "Dude! They have the world's biggest whales with the world's smallest penises show going on!".

Jim: "Dude, no. That's just Paradox and Incision.".

by CakeFullOfLies January 31, 2010