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Stegasauras Orange 

(also known as "Steg-O") the Best band to ever exist on earth.
"Justin Landslof's brain just exploded because he was listening to Stegasauras Orange and it was too awesome for him.)

burnt-orange couch 

(n) Used in allegorical stories and anecdotes. Local legend has it the burnt-orange couch was discovered in a field somewhere in Northern Canada one summer. In the process of transporting this large burnt-orange piece of ratty furniture, it crossed several freeways on the heads of two adolescent devotees, floated gently through road-side ditch water, and ended up on the ground floor patio of a condo. There it stayed, alternately sat on, admired, and cursed, until the local authorities deemed it unfit to remain, at which point it was carried solemnly to a distant field and deposited gently among the small prairie creatures and discarded rubbish of an abandoned construction site. Rumor has it the burnt-orange couch can be seen from the road as a burnt-orange glow in a field near the northern edge of Grande Prairie, Alberta. 55°11'38.55"N, 118°48'8.06"W
"Did you see the coffee pot I found out behind work today? It's almost as good as the burnt-orange couch!" (Everyone removes hats in reverence)
burnt-orange couch by graybayou February 21, 2011

The Orange Starburst of People 

A person that is super boring and often a bit of a jerk ; lame
"Has anyone ever told you that you're The Orange Starburst of People ?" Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias from the Netflix Show "Mr Iglesias"

Annoying Orange Cult Members 

• A Trump suporter
• a person who devotes their time and money to a racist, sexist, homophobic, and most likely demented man who has a pattern of sexually harassing people of all ages.
The Annoying Orange Cult Members are brainwashed into thinking Trump is great.

White-ing an Orange 

Allusion to the movie "Reservoir Dogs," referring to the act of punishing a rat or otherwise problem-causing member of an operation, even at a great personal cost.
Person One: Hey, how the hell did you get put back under house arrest? I thought your sentence was up!

Person Two: It was, but do you remember that kid that told the cops about the weed? I found out who he is and jumped the fucker.

Person One: Ah, White-ing an Orange.

Person Two: Yeah... It was worth it.

Gang Bang Orangutan 

The true way to endearingly address your friends/family/subjects/pet. Anyone who is cultured enough to use this phrase deserves all that the world has to offer.
"What's up my gang bang orangutan's?" - Me