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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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Train Car

A small portion of a train. People may hang out there and have a drink together, but escape is futile. There will always be something (or someone) trying to keep you inside of the train car.
"Right as I got out of the Train Car, that she-witch brought me right back!"
by FancyFlamingo August 3, 2020
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man-trained

To be bamboozled into following a hyperlink to a picture of a sex position in which a group of men are penetrating each other in a line
'Hey, Pham, check out this picture.' 'Aw, damn, that is a bunch of men doing each other. I guess I got man-trained. AGAIN.'
by Ant1L1f3 October 18, 2008
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MFS Train

When you and your co-workers run gangbang a bitch you met at the bar.
Noah: No cock blocking tonight you guys!

Luke: Fuck that! If one of us picks up a bitch we are all fucking her!

Josh: Oh yeah! We are running a MFS train on that bitch!

Luke: Mother Fucking Slut Train!
by Boris98 April 20, 2018
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working the train

can be used in place of any verb
Zach was grinding a pole, so his friend Tyler said "Work that train, Zach."
Blaine while minecrafting was working the train.
Zach works the train while thrusting down the hallways.
by Zachery.work.train December 3, 2013
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snipe train

A lot of people responding in a group text at the same time, resulting in a line of messages posted at the same time. The two-person verb for this phenomenon is sniping.
When someone asked a question about nearby locations, many of the people who responded became slightly confused as their message got lost in the snipe train of answers.
by Derp14 October 9, 2015
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Trained boyfriend

A boy who knows how to take good pictures of his beautiful girlfriend
I have a trained boyfriend! He takes great pictures of me on our holiday
by Jenniferling July 16, 2022
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