When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.
Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.
by amusedchimera January 02, 2019
A woman who is well loved in her office. She is over-qualified in her job, so much that she completes things early and consequently gets the free time to socialize. She loves chatting with her coworkers and be the best dressed in the office.
She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.
When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.
She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.
She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.
She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.
She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.
When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.
She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.
She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.
She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.
She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
"Susie's having some car trouble so I'm calling a friend whose a mechanic to see if they could help her. Let's talk later, I've got to bring her coffee"
"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
by Knicknackpaddywhack December 12, 2022
No officer, I did not rape those 30 innocent children and then proceeded to hide them in my basement
by GenderBender123 September 20, 2021
by Koreyduff January 13, 2020
The leftover food at work from catered lunches, personal pizzas, cookies, and sandwich platters that starving and overworked staff eat after about 1:15PM instead of rushing out to grab a quick bite.
1. You should have seen the hordes of co-ops fighting over the office carrion today!
2. Man, I was so busy with back to back meetings today, then that idiot booked a lunch meeting... All I had to eat today was some office carrion. I had to kill four co-ops to eat.
2. Man, I was so busy with back to back meetings today, then that idiot booked a lunch meeting... All I had to eat today was some office carrion. I had to kill four co-ops to eat.
by PartyMoose November 05, 2010
"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?
President: I am
Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear
President: I (name) do solemnly swear
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability
President: and will to the best of my ability
Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend
President: preserve, protect, and defend
Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States
President: The Constitution of the United States
Chief Justice: So help me God
President: So help me God
Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)
Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS
President: Gives inaugural address
President: I am
Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear
President: I (name) do solemnly swear
Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States
Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability
President: and will to the best of my ability
Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend
President: preserve, protect, and defend
Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States
President: The Constitution of the United States
Chief Justice: So help me God
President: So help me God
Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)
Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS
President: Gives inaugural address
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
"Officer D" is short for "Officer Dickhead". Commonly used by punks, skaters, and other "fuzz haters", for a cop being an ass.
Officer D. has been seen in a few things, including the THPS serise (Tony Hawk Pro Skater), one even having a unlockable character named Officer D. The same officer can be seen in Tampa of THUG.
Officer D. has been seen in a few things, including the THPS serise (Tony Hawk Pro Skater), one even having a unlockable character named Officer D. The same officer can be seen in Tampa of THUG.
by Kamoku November 11, 2007