apoca-noob

one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel

Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.

by ddude119 October 18, 2011

Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.

I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.

by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018

Noob Crushing

Going all out on a new player. Often to make the new player stop playing the game.

"He has been noob crushing for three hours now."
"This guy is a noob crusher."

by CrabbyPatty45 January 20, 2022

Noob Pills

An item that someone askes for in a game. Usually money or a simple to get item that someone of a low rank pressistantly askes for. Commonly used in MMORPG's.

Little Bobby7: "halp! ned moniez plox!"

Carnage Master: "Someone call a doctor. We need some Noob Pills over here."

by OysterCultist October 19, 2010

Noob XD

Haha, we get it ur toxic.

Noob = a new player that probably SUCKS.

On the computer someone wrote Haha NOOB XD to discriminate a new misleading kid online.

by its the kid haha 123 September 2, 2020

Noob Knobber

A young prostitute.

Yo, that chick that just started out at Frankie's is such a noob knobber, I didn't feel a thing!

by NoobKnobber#1 October 4, 2010

the yellow noob

cool man

the yellow noob is a cool man

by the yellow noob August 10, 2021