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Brain of stone

" Is that Vanessa? I heard she has a Brain of stone!" I heard too.
by hollowlungs October 27, 2022
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brain afk

When a person is not paying attention, distracted, daydreaming or considered mentally unattendant, they are usually discribed as "brain afk".
afk is an abreviation for "away from keyboard", usually used by the gaming community to indicate when a person has left their computer (e.g. to get a drink, go to the toilet etc.) and therefore unable to act in-game.
"brain afk" is meant to describe a persons mentality to (metaphorically) have left their brains temporarily, being the reason for the person to not pay attention or realize what is happening in their surroundings.
Teacher: Can someone please give me the answer to the question?

Student: What was the question? I was brain afk when the question was asked...
by theLucaboy January 21, 2017
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Brain scrape

To go for a COVID-19 nasal swab.

The tester sticks the nasal swab so far up your nose it feels like it scrapes your brain.

Its even worse when the use a dry swab.
Person 1 : Did you get your COVID test done?
Person 2 : Yeah! It was brutal, they pushed that swab so far up my nose it felt like they scraped my brain.
Person 1: Dang, well, Its now officaly called going for a ' Brain scrape '
Person 2: * Fist Bump *
by Thypeople July 9, 2020
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.
"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"
by ivviitop December 4, 2020
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Brain Leak

When you feel like your getting dumber when a funny comment is said.
Boy 1: Bro, monkeys don't pay taxes.
Boy 2: HAHAHAHA
Boy 2: I'm having a brain leak right now
by Uncorruptedmikey October 8, 2021
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Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.
Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!
by YAWA January 2, 2023
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