mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

A Mouse Named Lori

someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)

“It’s okay a mouse named lori”

by strxwmochi February 12, 2023

micheal mouse

micky mouse but formally

micky? thats a name for a friend
and micheal mouse is no friend of mine

by keyboardsmashingsound February 15, 2023

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

grouse mouse

Fully Sick

That's so grouse mouse dude!

by yohancanspell October 9, 2023

Do a mouse a favour….

Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy

Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”

by Daisypips January 13, 2024

cooter mouse

Tampon; Feminine Hygiene Product

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.

by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024