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Manitoba Moose Pie

The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?

Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>
by TyPel911 January 26, 2022
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allie mooseknuckle arbukle

a fat bitch,usually pregnant before high school. has flees and a wrenching smell of badussy,also has a fupa and swirly slide eyebrows .
person1: see that cunt muffin over there

person 2: you mean allie mooseknuckle arbukle
by idkwhattomakemyname33 December 13, 2021
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Daddy Moose

Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok
"IS THAT GONE? MOOSE, MOOSE."
"DADDY MOOSE, OMGGGGGG 😫😫😫"
by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023
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Pap and Moosh

The act of ingesting hydrocodone compounds and proceeding to have a consensual gay chat session with your friend, however neither of you are gay (potentially closeted though, or bi-curious).
I just got a new script of vicodin and I'm ready to Pap and Moosh with my friend.
by The Wax November 26, 2012
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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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Messed Up My Moose

An exclamation uttered when an attempt to turn lemons into lemonade is either sabotaged or derailed.
Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!
by ExelExel August 13, 2019
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Rocking that Moose Knuckle

When a female balances herself on the corner of a desk with her vagina and lefts off the ground rocking back and forth.
“Dang it Janet! She’s over there again rocking that moose knuckle!!!!”
by BNVD502 August 19, 2019
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