MOLDANG CHEESE

What you smell like after going to a democraps convention.

LET ME SMELL YOU!! YOU SMELL LIKE MOLDANG CHEESE!! DID YOU GO TO A DEMOCRAPS CONVENTION!?

by ilikeducks November 14, 2023

moldog

Russian swear word used by HaiX in a video.

ты чертовски глупый молдог - You fucking stupid moldog!

by Sensei_21 December 16, 2023

moldy slit

A dirty ho who pretends to be prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to fuck my fwb last week.. and didn’t 🙄

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

moldy slit

A dirty bitch who pretends to be a prude but really just can’t get laid.

That moldy slit tried to bang my fwb last week.. and couldn’t.

by Zavior54 December 20, 2023

Moldy Hay Bail

When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.

“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”

“No… why?”

“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”

by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023

Mole Midler

Mole Midler could be used to call some one short. Usually a Mole Midler alos has an IQ below average. According to studies recorded Cambridge University, Most Mole Midlers all have some of the same attributes: Small, Below average IQ, Hieroglyphic hand writing, and a deep sensitive side to them that will come out in the most sorrowful moments.

person 1 "Why does his handwriting look like a cross between ancient Chinese script and hieroglyphics".

Person 2 "He's probably a Mole Midler".

by Pablo Mercadoo January 6, 2024

mole pole

Bryton mohler

The mole pole is behind me

by Dax patterson January 18, 2024