buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

Soy milk

When you are milk and you want to introduce yourself in Spanish, you use it.

¡Hola! Soy milk. ¿Qué tal?

by Dick D. Dick November 18, 2020

brain milk

A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.

Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.

by Red Sam Black October 26, 2014

milk dwep

Fucking a pregnant women while drinking her milk out of her tit

You milk dwep my mom.

by bigdong21 May 15, 2015

Cucumber milk

Cucumber milk is cum, semen, skeet, or jizz.

Your penis is the cucumber and the cum,semen,skeet, or jizz is the milk. Cucumber milk

by JQNews June 11, 2018

Tasty Milk

The residual beverage left behind from a nice bowl of mixed cereal. You may choose to add Nesquik flavoring for maximum tastiness, but it is not required.

Did you see hear about breakfast at the store tomorrow? Tyler said he’s gonna bring us all a bunch of Tasty Milk!

by JewGold_69 March 11, 2022

pajama milk

Male or female wet dream fluid.

"had a great dream last night, woke up covered in pajama milk!"

by The Dudestache February 5, 2014