Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021
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MILF WATER

Just drinking MILF waters with the boys.
by Jjhgvcd August 27, 2022
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Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.
1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf”
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

“Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.
by Pseudohan August 26, 2022
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Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.
Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom
by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021
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boy milf

a boy milf (or male milf, whatever tf you wanna call it) can be either an older trans guy or a really subby dilf
the fucking dilf i hooked up with had a pussy so he should classify as a boy milf
by the real gordon freeman July 06, 2023
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 19, 2023
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Femboy MILF

A female presenting male who shows qualities or characteristics of a MILF.
“Damn your mom’s hot, but is she really a femboy milf, bro?”
by UselessCabbage June 29, 2024
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