Matthew

He’s cocky, creepy and is most likely to and frick your cousin despite their age or gender, he’s just a big dick

“Hey look Matthews chasing his dreams again trying to date your cousin!

by HK x Prime November 24, 2018

Matthew

cool awsome cute

Matthew is awsome cool kid and very cute

by Matthew catalano May 27, 2019

Matthew

If you ever meet a Matthew don’t let him go if you do you will never be able to get over him. He is very smart, cute, tall, and outgoing. He will protect from everything even if he’s just being overprotective he just doesn’t want to lose you. He will know when your feeling down and will make you feel better at all cost. He is a very funny person and is not afraid to be his self just don’t get jealous when he is hanging around other girls or his friends then he will break things off. Just let him have fun like he lets you have fun with your friends. But other than that he is a very kind and sweet person. Try not to lose him he is good person too have in your life.

I know you will never read this Matthew but I will always have a part of you in my heart. Every time I close my eyes I see all the memories of things we did when were together. I miss you..... :(

by Still a rat March 8, 2020

Matthew Tutchell

the cool weird kid, he also makes up the coolest jokes...

hey, that joke you made up was soo funny you must be Matthew tutchell

by josh petitt September 9, 2010

matthew sanchez

The biggest nerd you will ever meet. Collects bottle caps shaped like dicks.

He looks like a Matthew Sanchez

by MattSanchezHater666 December 19, 2014

matthew i

A male, usually with dark brown hair, slightly tall, dark eyes, wears long pants all the time, and skate shoes. Probably dating an Asian woman as well

Matthew I is a strange gentleman

by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 25, 2017

Matthewism

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.

Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."

by Drydess August 27, 2017