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Machia

A guy that can come across as a jerk to many but once you get on his good side he is a silly guy who likes to joke and have fun. He is an amazing boyfriend and is caring and sweet when he wants to be. He is amazingly attractive and easily irritated. One of the coolest, funniest, outgoing person you could hope to meet.
"Dang you know a Machia? You're lucky. I've only ever dreamt of meeting someone so cool!"
by crazy_inlove13 July 13, 2009
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machi

Japanese romanji for the English word 'town'.
by Doomhammer May 21, 2004
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It's a tool of the devil.
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toronto's WORD FOR A BURNER or GUN
machine in the area don't worry bout nothing
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A container, or 'hopper' that is attached to an air compressor to add texture to ceilings and/or walls. It is heavy and should be used by a strong man.
Chick: Will you bring the kkkkksshhsshhsh machine tonight? I need to borrow it.
Dude: Yeah, but it's really heavy. You're gonna need a big strong man to do it for you.
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Machine

A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.
I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.
by probablement February 20, 2012
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mystery machine

Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.

Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.
"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"
by SharpShark28 June 23, 2007
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