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Dirty Kai

The act of placing a buzz lightyear extendable wings toy up a partner's arsehole, and pressing the button to extend the wings, trapping the buzz toy inside his/hers anus.
○Dude, I have to go to the hospital..
-What, why? Are you alright?
○No, she did a Dirty Kai on me.
-Dear god...
by SirSacManTheChivalrous November 23, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Kaimug.

Kai

such a beautiful human honestly. never let them go, they are the most wonderful human to hangout around. <3
They are so amazing, they must be a Kai
by dontbeatoegripper March 27, 2022
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Kai

Best person you're ever going to meet. Kai is amazing, inside and out.
Kais are absolutely stunning, have outstanding personalities and are good at basically everything. They notice the little things and never forget important things.

They never ever judge you or your interests or any part of you. They love you for who you are and they make sure you know you can trust them.

Kais are the best kissers and huggers and know how to do everything just right. Being in a Kais arms is the safest place you'll ever be.
Kais are amazing. Never lose one if you're lucky enough to have one in your life.
Person 1: whats your boyfriends name?
Person 2: his name is kai
Person 1: omg youre so lucky
by Chicken crackers November 21, 2021
mugGet the Kaimug.

Kai

“Have you heard of Kai?” “Oh yeah! The horny kid! For the water bottles!!”
by rayinthereal February 6, 2021
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Kay

Kay, an attractive , funny & caring boy. He is probably the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. He has the most beautiful and loving brown eyes. It’s never boring when Kay is around. He is the light of the party and makes everyone laugh. Kay is very loyal and has the ability to make you feel safe. He is very intelligent and has set goals in his life. Kay is a true familyman and will do anything for others to make them feel happy and loved. If you want to live happily ever after, you need Kay in your life.
Who’s that? It’s Kay, the loveliest boy in this world.

What’s so special about Kay? He has a heart made of gold.
by Jaycay_ November 21, 2021
mugGet the Kaymug.

ditch pig mi-kay-la

An anorexic looking, bottom feeding, needle banging, disgusting lowlife that’s usually found in the lowest class areas of a city. Commonly referred to as a lot lizard,
She will always be a Ditch Pig Mi-kay-La all her life.
by FML-Already April 27, 2025
mugGet the ditch pig mi-kay-lamug.

Kai

Kai is amazing he is such a caring and loving person. He is nice to his familly and Cares deeply about his girlfriend Emilly.Yet he does not notice SHE IS A LIAR. I am MILES mor atractive and caring them her. She doesn’t know what I know. I have watched him from his bushes for 5 years know.
He lives in Coxburger California. At 8:00 he water the Plānts in front of his house. At 9:00 he gets on the school bus for coxburger high. At 3:30 he shall return to my vision. From 4:00 to 5:00 he does his homwork. Then from 5:00 to 6:00 he does his chores. Then he Enjoy lessiure time until 10:00 when he gets changed for bed. I love him so. I recently have begun watching emilly. She is cheating on him with george. This is unexceptible. I shall catch her and bring her and george to Kai. THEN HE WILL LOVE ME. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Kai: I was so wrong not to love you your are 1millon times better than emilly.

Me: Thank you I Know.
by Crispycrunchies1818 November 11, 2022
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