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mad air jump

When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.
Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.
by conchy joe April 30, 2014
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creampie long jump

When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017
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Ski jump titties

Women's breasts that are shaped as an olympic ski jump ramp. I.e. the boob has a slope down to a nipple that points straight out or up.
Man, I'm not gonna lie. Those ski jump titties kinda scare me a little.
by Goose9215 April 12, 2023
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dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!
by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019
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jump off a cliff

I play the victim card and ask people to jump off a cliff
by pussay875 June 21, 2022
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Jump n Jack

When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.
I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!
by louhoo December 26, 2009
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Irish Jump Start

The Irish Jump Start is a sexual position where a man has doggy style sex with his women, right before climax the man attaches a defibrillator to each of the womans ass cheeks. When the voltage is switched on the sudden surge of electricity causes the womans vagina to tighten up.
I was banging this chick doggy style, and right before I busted a nut, I hooked up a defibrillator to her ass cheeks and hit the switch making her pussy get really tight. I gave her an Irish Jump Start.
by Fat Bastid November 28, 2006
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