brett johnson

a 15 you old boy who has boyfriend and he cant keep track of one or the other

like dude look at brett making out with one his boyfriends.

by bigcheetahgirl December 20, 2004

dwayne "the rock" johnsons

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

Puddin' Pops Johnson

1. Grandson of the Delta Blues singers.
2. Innovator, all-around gentleman and connoisseur of fine food, womans and wine.

Also see The Mayor of Shelby Township

Ladies, ladies, ladies... keep your panties on, Puddin' Pops Johnson has just arrived!

by Classic Dong January 16, 2011

harry devon johnson

The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.

The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
harry devon johnson=

by regardless devon victory March 24, 2010

Johnson Treatment

Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.

Yea i gave him the Johnson Treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.

by Sir Walter Prescott January 11, 2010

royal rob johnson

Self induced injury directly resulting from alcohol abuse

Y’all hear Amanda broke her ankle while drunk at the trampoline park?
Yup, doctor told her it was a textbook Royal Rob Johnson

by Easy E, big up September 24, 2018

Facial Johnson

The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.

It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).

The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.

Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"

Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"

by flashkapOw July 14, 2009