face job

Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, disgraced, or humiliated. Derived from the phrases "in your face" or "face!"

One person makes fun of the other and then says to him "face job" as a way of showing how embarrassed he looks.

by theitrain October 26, 2006

Reif Job

As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "cool kids" that you find the ugliest and easiest girl on the floor late one night and bring her into your room and turn the lights off and then watch the top of her head bob on your lap. Then afterwards you brag to all of your friends about how some hot girl went down on you for the first time ever until they come to find out she was fugly and you then get made fun of for the rest of your sorry life.

"Dude, did you hear that Connor got a Reif job?"

"Dude, I just heard that Connor got a Reif job. Is it true?"

"WTF? He let that gross troll 'S' his 'D'?"

by C5 April 5, 2005

wing job

When a girl puts a penis between her lower and upper arm at the elbow crease and flaps her arm up and down to ejaculate him.

Sarah N. wrapped her arm around Fen's small penis and flapped like big bird until Fen spurted his sailors into her hair.

by The Box April 1, 2005

Claw Job

When you hang your flaccid penis over a cat's head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your penis until orgasm is achieved.

Clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying Clawsdale.

Blaze: I just want Kesha to give me a softy right now.
Me: I want a fucking claw job right now. Trixy, get over here.

I was just trying to get ready for work this morning and I nutted everywhere because I got the greatest clawsdale of my life. Three swipes of the claw and I achieved nirvana.

by Knowvis May 29, 2010

Jap Job

For a women to give a japanese male a handjob or a blowjob, there may be no actual sex, consisting of dick in pussy.

wow your such a slut, you gave kim-chee a jap job you ho.

by Shane Prose December 15, 2008

Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.

Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018

Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!

by jeever November 3, 2017