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jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023
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fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.
Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.
by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020
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biz jizz

A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.
Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."
by DarkMist March 27, 2016
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Jizz Drinker

One who injests a load of sperm just shot into their mouth the same as one would enjoy a swallow of liquid refreshment. One who prides themselves and their own self worth on that one ultimate willing submission so swallow cum. Like me!
Man, that chick is supposedly a pure virgin but is really a cock hungry jizz drinker
by Cumslut4life January 26, 2019
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Jizz droth

A droth is basicly a cup or bucket of some sort(sometimes a person) and jizz is sperm.
so. jizz droth is a place for cum .
"dude, your sucha' jizz droth!"
"naww mann your sisters my jizz droth."
by Shannon :] March 3, 2009
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jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
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Fizz and jizz

When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks
Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.
by Falmk March 7, 2020
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