Basically the worst team in the NHL, haven't been good since Ilya Kovalchuck decided to leave the hole known as Newark.
Friend 1: Hey man did you watch the New Jersey Devils game last night?
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
Friend 2: No, I would much rather watch my parents have sex than watch the New Jersey Devils.
by NHLFacts June 9, 2015
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In Jersey we have beautiful beaches, Victorian homes costing millions of dollars, a lot of conceited Wall Street moguls, and pizza and bagels that are the real deal. We have real estate prices and taxes through the roof and some of the best public schools around. The urban schools are some of the worst around too.
Jersey has Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and Debbie Harry too. We have all the fun of being in between NYC and Philly and if you grew up here you'd be loving all that culture too.
Jersey has Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and Debbie Harry too. We have all the fun of being in between NYC and Philly and if you grew up here you'd be loving all that culture too.
I'm from Jersey and get a lot of crap for it too. That's ok, just be careful cause you don't want me to go all Joisey on you.
by Jersey Grrrlll May 26, 2009
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They're all damn gorgeous in their own way. Caked make up, fucked up multicolored hair, doesn't matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
They're all damn gorgeous in their own way. Caked make up, fucked up multicolored hair, doesn't matter, they all have a look and they know how to work it.
Whitney Houston - Crazy as hell bitch, but she's sexy in her own way.
Martha Stewart - She's fabulous, so what if she was in jail? She was still running circles around people in the business industry, and she knows how to play them.
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