Jefferies Tube

Star Trek slang for a woman's vagina.

Came from the Jefferies tubes on the Enterprise, the small, narrow maintenance shafts into which Scotty could barely fit.

"He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube, Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube" -Voltaire, The Sexy Data Tango

by MagnusMjoi October 12, 2010

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Jeff Inscho

A Jeff Inscho, or just Jeff, is the name of some faggot whom no one likes, who lies about everything. They have no true friends, and deserve to die in a hole filled with snakes.

A Jeff Inscho is also a furry; which explains most of his retardism. A Jeff Inscho is also, apparently, born in both Ireland and Germany.

Jeff Inscho: I was born in Germany :D

Me: Coolio

-next day-
Ross: Where were you born
Jeff: Ireland

-NEXT next day-
Ross: Jeff was born in Ireland! So cool!
Me: No, he was born in Germany.
Us: Jeff, you lying faggot.

P.S: This is TOTALLY not a real story....
/sarcasm

by Iamtehlulzoverlord November 26, 2010

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Jeffed

When someone calls you by a name that is similar to, but not your actual name.

Client: Hi Jeff, thanks for sending over that report it was really helpful!
Josh: Actually it's Josh, and your ROI is weak.
Emili: Dude you totally got Jeffed

Smedium: Hey Karen, great party the other night.
Corinne: It's Corinne, and who let you into my party?
Jason: That was a wicked Jeffing

by Bigshotguy December 2, 2011

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jeff-size dick

codename for asian dick

Jeff tried to jerk off his dick but he cant because he has a jeff-size dick

by Erika's a jew October 18, 2013

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jeff goldblum

an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.

if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

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Jeff

Jeff is a fabulous name. Two friends call each other this. It all started when they were in encore watching a movie. The teacher was taking attendance and someone in the back said "my name is Jeff". From then on the friends call each other "Jeff".

Jeff you are so fabulous!

by luv_my_piggies April 6, 2015

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