Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018

Jason

Leader of a group a don of all dons followed and respected by many with short temper and a Romeo around woman

Why does everyone follow that Jason kid

by Motherfudge12345 October 8, 2018

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis

Oh that guy must be a Jason

by Bangkingd June 22, 2019

Jason Bug

Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.

Aw dude, we got the Jason Bug and now we're buying RC Cars with flamethrowers on it.

by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019

Jason Paylor

A flaming dickhead.

"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."

by Sour P.J June 30, 2019

Jason

Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.

Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny

by Jgill07 July 8, 2019