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Italian

one who is good at everything and is a sexy beast. Also makes good pasta and masters the game of twister. Also has good "ur-mom" jokes.
by yeah im sweet April 16, 2006
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italian fingercuffs

When you are fucking a girl from behind and she is blowing your friend and you eat a canolli.
Me and my friend Tony met a girl at a bar who was totally down for the italian fingercuffs.
by G. Voi November 16, 2007
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italian leather sofa

An example of a rich italian who thinks america should pamper him. Another refrance is from the popular cartoon "Mission Hill", the intro to the show is a band "Cake" who sings "Italian Leather Sofa".
a:Dude look at mario from Italy hes so cocky.

b:I know he wants us to treat him like an Italian leather sofa.
by corperate dumb February 23, 2009
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Italian American men

(Not all IAM are like this)

Annoying ass 5th gen men who make being Italian their only personality trait. They speak over immigrants and act like they are immigrants when they aren’t. They are loud, rude, and most of the time can’t even pronounce their own last name correctly.

These people can mainly be found in Boston.
by Just the facts February 26, 2022
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italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
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italiasian

One who is half asian, half italian, usually a wannabe hipster who fails at being different and ends up usually just looking like a tool.
Person 1:Jesus-is she even asian?
Person 2:Yeah but she's also italian.
Person 1:Oh so it doesn't really count, shes just italiasian.
by Tomato24/7 May 12, 2010
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Italian Role Call

The act of inserting 3-4 frozen meatballs into a woman's asshole. Then, while you're having sex with her vaginally, each meatball rolls out, and you say their name.
Oh, man, last night I totally did the Italian Role Call with Susan. Those meatballs just rolled out like little soldiers!
by Italian Booty Masters February 25, 2011
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