fairy boot

a guy who wears shorts above his knees or dresses gay. known as a faggot or in other words a "fairy boot"

"did you see that guy over there?? he looked like a fairy boot." faggot gay

by bdog1013 April 25, 2016

dirty boot

A dirty boot is the act of shitting in an old boot and using it as a pocket pussy for masturbation

Doing a dirty boot is better than regular sex.

by unknown1artist October 17, 2019

smack boot

a stupid person-comes from 1970's UK crippled children that had to wear leg braces, one foot hit the ground normally the other went smack because of the weight of the calipers up the leg

look at that smack boot

by fat paul enema February 15, 2007

Knife-booting

The act of using boots with sharp knives or blades on the bottom to move across ice.

"Michelle Qwan is famous for knife-booting," Amy said to Tedd.

by Allen Ginsberg August 31, 2009

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

das boot pirate

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.

(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.

by NiraMillson November 14, 2016

Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.

'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'

by Vinylist January 19, 2014