I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

illmatic

A word used to describe something sicker then ill, used to replace ill or nasty in the sentence. When used properly word is an adjective. also a Nas album

Yo Dylan your rhymes are illmatic

Thats illmatic nigga

1:"ayo were nasty"
2:"better then nasty, illmatic"

by TeddyBear aka Bigg D aka Big Dylan January 18, 2008

the illuminati

Illuminat is a secret orginization said to be controlling most of media such as music gaming and news.

When your fucking paranoid friend tells you about another Gay-z rumor about him doing the illuminati hands and some bs and some stupid triangle in a musicvideo what do you do. 1. kill your friend befor he spreads the truth. 2. take him to therapy. 3. or sacrifice him for fame and peenuts

by Mr. Bear's help and learn dict May 15, 2016

illusion booger

a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.

Jennifer had an illusion booger.

by Lindsay November 5, 2002

Illegal Owl Citizen

A person who says that they love the one-man band Owl City but have only heard Fireflies or possibly Vanilla Twilight and Hello Seattle and think they they have the fucking right to call themselves Owl Citizens.

Sherry: I love Owl City so much! I'm such a big fan!
Carol: Really? What songs to do you have on your iPod, and which is your favorite?
Sherry: I have Hello Seattle, Fireflies, and Vanilla Twilight and I love them all!
Carol: Get the fuck out of my sight you Illegal Owl Citizen.

by A REAL Owl Citizen November 21, 2011

IlluminatiPhone

A telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order.

Person 1: Did you know the iPhone is a telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order? More like, IlluminatiPhone.

Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.

by Shombray5000 September 19, 2014

mo illy

The act of being snowballed where the chick is using another mans jizz.

Ah sheit, anna just mo illy'd him.

by Mo Illy December 3, 2003