tele-hump

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

by Lumi June 27, 2003

hump day

started out in Vienna, VA as a huka-chilled day after school consisting of 3-15 of your closest friends. It later progressed (or digressed, as some may say) into a day in which you toked up before, during, and after school..then later passed out after your family appeased your munchies with dinner. One must wear greend on hump day in roder to officially celebrate. This year 4-20 just happens to fall on a hump day. Happy humpin humpers..

huka hump day can be celebrated not only with the preferred reefer. Healthy substitutes such as alcohol may suffice

by Narc April 19, 2005

hump

the job title of many employies in a warehouse...

that collin guy is a hump

by bring it on home February 4, 2007

camel hump

The last episode of sexual contact before a long dry spell, especially an anticipated dry spell.

"Hey, did you smurf that skank at the bar last night?" "No, but its alright--I got my camel hump the other day before I dumped Juli."

by karmajunkie July 23, 2008

hump

bad, lame, boring

Damn that party was hump.

by Quinn February 4, 2007

hump the bunk

Used to describe someone, some company, or some organization that gets the raw end of a deal.

oh, sweet Jesus, did Amazon ever hump the bunk.

by Ben Sisko February 1, 2010

Hump Head

A person who acts like a right dafty.

Originally used to describe someone with abnormally large teeth which are too large to be covered by their lips. I.e someone that looks like the humped headed parrot fish.

You are such a hump head.

by cpcpcpcpcpcpcpcpcp July 7, 2010