A sexy sassy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. If you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. On her terms. She is not to be confused with Sex Pirate hooker. Fantasy's of all kind are included here.
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Fantasy Pirate Hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. Anything you can do, she can do better! Her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her sexy seductiveness!
Fantasy Pirate Hooker- Part of the elite Pirate Hooker Nation! est. 2010
by Fantasy Pirate Hooker October 27, 2010
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(jim) hey man wanna go play some ice hockey?
(tom) nah dude ice hockey is for fags, roller hockey is so much more fun!
(tom) nah dude ice hockey is for fags, roller hockey is so much more fun!
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Mixed Drink from Kent State Unversity originating from the Noizey Jackelopes consisting of:
warm milk
water
tequila
all in a single shot glass
warm milk
water
tequila
all in a single shot glass
My friend Alo decided to try some hooker spit and loved it.
Hey guys what do you want to do tonight?
IDK maybe take some shots of Hooker Spit!!!
Hey guys what do you want to do tonight?
IDK maybe take some shots of Hooker Spit!!!
by Noizey Jackelops December 12, 2009
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Damn, that poor guy went broke buying his boat just to pick up those slutbag boat hookers on the weekends.
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