by Big Cat Daddy May 1, 2009
Get the ho tourmug. This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."
Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.
In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.
In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!
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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
Get the First Homug. A short Chinese boy who happens to have a similar name as famous eunuch Ho Cheng. Despite his lack of testes, he is still pretty hot. Same applies here.
by kkkonnoisseur May 14, 2019
Get the Cheng Homug. 1. A puffed up haircut, usually held aloft with excessive amounts of gel and stanky spray; often a geri-curled
multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.
2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.
multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.
2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.
With a big date planned later that night, Shamika went out and got a brand new ho-doo to match her shiny silver "fuck me" pumps.
by BeanTownRat July 19, 2009
Get the HO-DOOmug. A combination of "Superman a ho" and "Make it rain". A man dumps a load on a girls back and throws dollar bills on it so they stick.
by Scott Blum January 14, 2009
Get the Greenback a homug. A female who leverages her way into the likes and path of professional athletes, most notably in the action sports community in Southern California. These women rub shoulders with some of the highest ranking motocross riders and other athletes and sleep with these men for street credibility and to be put in the spotlight hoping to get a taste of fame. They seduce riders by offering free sexual favors and becoming their personal escort. These women have no souls.
"Dude, did you hear Ashley slept with Villopoto?" Yeah? I heard she leveraged her way into Sheckler's bed too! Haha, she's the biggest pro ho!"
by anonymous799 October 11, 2011
Get the pro homug. A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.
Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.
by Question009 June 29, 2009
Get the Internet Homug.