The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen

Phrase: Used sarcastically in reply after someone tells you a personal story that was overall stupid, uninteresting and hard to follow;

said in order to imply that the story would only be funny if you were there to witness/experience

Person 1: "... Then the girl was all like "At least I didn't do this and such!" and then I was like "No, you don't get it like that. It's like this you bitch! HAHA!" It was seriously so funny, like you have no idea!"
Person2: "Wow that is The Greatest Thing I've Never Seen."

by hansonpaulsey November 15, 2009

The Great Depression

The Great Depression, also known as the great grandfather to the Corona Pandemic. It was the worst economic downtown that lasted from 1929-1939 making each and everything depressing to look at just like how hard the stocks market got massacred at the time.

The title granted The Greatest Depressed person in the world by the rest of the depressed people sharing the world with his great majesty.

Grandfather: Boy, let me tell you about the time the world went into the great depression
Boy: The future is now old man, welcome to the Corona pandemic, The Great Depression 2.0

Friend 1: Hey did you meet The Great Depression?
Friend 2: Yeah man, His depression was so great to the point where my struggles felt so insignificant. i feel so good about myself now
Friend 1: That man has shouldered the depression accumulated throughout your entire life . you are free now brother

by M1ndFudge June 20, 2020

The Greatest Plan

The Greatest Plan is where one uses the dumbest/worst plan and it either works or fails horribly there is no in between

Leroy Jenkins had "The Greatest Plan" When running into the dungeon

by Gizzard9001 March 12, 2022

Birdus the great

The great and mighty birdus! Controller of all birds, can't fly, but can have others fly for them. A kind king, but the equivalent of a penguin.

I saw Birdus the great today!

by Birdus the great January 3, 2019

The Great Pyramid of Giza

A sexual act; an extension of the "Eifel Tower", but greater, thus the term "Great Pyramid." Involves the female on all fours giving to the first of four men doggy-style or anal, the second a blowjob and the last two hand-jobs. The four men all hi-five to create a pyramid shape. Also, a transitive verb meaning to partake in the nominal form.

Did you hear that Kelly Eifel towered those two dudes?

You thinks she's a slut? Brenda was in a great pyramid last night with half the baseball team.

by WardUp September 7, 2005

Great White Chalupa

When the toping of your chalupa has been marinated with man juice and camouflaged with lettuce by a taco bell employee, then served up to a gracious unsuspecting customer.

Dude, last night at work I served up 10 Great White Chalupas in my 5 hour shift. Im spent man, i am spent.

by Duke mason May 24, 2006

great patriotic war

When the mighty Soviets kicked the fascist barbarians out of the motherland.

Teacher: Can someone tell me about the Great Patriotic War.

Dimitri: Yeah, when the fascists kicked our asses.

Teacher: Dimitri get out of the classroom you fascist.

by bushdid911 XDD January 5, 2018