Goon

Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3

"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "

by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012

Gooned

To be drunk, intoxicated off alchohol

Look at him hes so gooned right now.

by giggly boy September 3, 2025

goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.

man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with

by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024

La goon

when you are in a awkward situation and decide to level up the ambiance.

jake: my mother died
Jamal: la goon
Jake: thanks man

by Mr gerbud is gay January 24, 2025

Goon

A verb, which is the action of masturbating up until the moment of ejaculation, pausing beforehand, and then continuing to masturbate. Rinse and repeat. This is synonymous with edging.

Friend 1: Hey let's goon together!
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.

by light_fxture October 24, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls

"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."

by ExpansiveTundra February 24, 2024