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Great Wolf Lodge

A resort and water park where kids get lost and the furry hideout. The resorts' mascots remind me of furries and fursuits that they make me cringe and die.
"Mom! I'm bored! Take me to Great Wolf Lodge!"
"NO."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019
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great lawl of china

A way of expressing ones laughter; finding something especially hilarious and having a big laugh

**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china
joe: my mom fell down the stairs today, she broke her hip!

jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!
by mhm alright ok May 26, 2011
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The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"
"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"
by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006
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have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
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great white horny

A shape shifting animal always taking different forms. Often elusive, to everything but cock. Vitiamin “D” defficiant, always on a quest to quench its thirst for the penis. Often squirts its prey from its thighs and eyes.
Steer clear of Kate. She’s a real great white horny!
by Great White Horny August 19, 2018
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great wall of bullshit

Trump's glorious wall being built by YUGE hands, AMAZING hands, GINORMOUS hands to keep out the heathen invaders coming here to steal 'Murican jobs.
Instead of progressing the country, we're building the great wall of bullshit.
by The Prince of Darkness March 20, 2017
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The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
by A7hena June 30, 2020
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