by theguywhogoes October 19, 2022
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Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
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Me: “Nah, but that’s mad funny”
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Me: “Mad funny”
by Macixj/instagram November 16, 2022
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Girl funny is a light-hearted term used to describe a particular sense of humor characterized by wit, charm, and a playful approach to everyday situations. It often involves clever wordplay, humorous observations, or a comedic spin on common experiences. While the term includes "girl" in its name, it's important to note that humor is subjective and not limited by gender. "Girl funny" embraces a style of humor that resonates with a broad audience, showcasing the creativity and levity found in everyday life.
Girl funny" may debatably be likened to the female equivalent of Yogi-isms or Yogi Berra’s “aphorisms.”
by gregoreo23 November 13, 2023
Get the girl funny mug.Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brainpower you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single-handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again.
by NotFunnyIDidn'tLaugh October 26, 2020
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by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
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