blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.

"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."

by glenpai November 29, 2024

church

somewhere you need to go

Person A) i love watching videos of big men's oily feet

Person B) you need to go to church

by shvlbssym December 1, 2022

Bass Church

Anytime a dubstep event is occurring

You want to get stoned and go to Bass Church at the Dragon's Den.

by 🍄-Dough$¥$-🍄 January 16, 2018

Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.

She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.

by mellowd June 23, 2021

church shirt

religious message on a t shirt.

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.

by justme62 February 28, 2015

Church Moth

someone’s son or daughter who is a satanist who’s forced to go to church on the down low

maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth

by qq.madi November 21, 2021

church of jeet kune do

The Fandom of Jeet Kune Do.

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023