floorer

Someone who has just started on the sitting hierarchy. These individuals have no seating privileges, except on the floor, hence the name. The hierarchy goes as follows: Jeffro, floorer, benchwarmer, scoocher, bencher, ultimate bencher.

While Luis is an ultimate bencher, Courtney prefers the solitude of the ground, so she stays a floorer

by Kevin Lopes May 4, 2006

floor prize

A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.

I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.

by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.

Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.

by Seth L-V February 5, 2008

floor nerding

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.

floor nerding is much seen at the South By South West conference.

by Richard Pope March 10, 2008

Floorgasm

When a person, male or female, is knocked to the ground during the final moments of intercourse.

Dan: Aww yeah, I totally went home with her last night.
Bob: But, why do you have all those bruises on you arms?
Dan: I had a floorgasm...

by Dan Stayt May 12, 2008

Floor Pit

When everyone at a gig lays on the floor and moshes by rolling.

"Dude that floor pit was insane!"

"I know I rolled right over him!"

by Rocket Sneakers October 3, 2008

floor rat

What white collar workers (more so managers)call blue collar workers working on a factory floor.

The floor rats want this saturday off to spend time with there family.

by floor rat October 17, 2008