A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn May 6, 2014
Get the flat wipemug. Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!
Alternatively, with the acronym in place...
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T
(The first instance is much more commonly used)
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!
Alternatively, with the acronym in place...
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T
(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
Get the Flatmug. 
When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together
by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020
Get the Flat screenmug. A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
Get the flat cakingmug. An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.
It stands for,
Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
It stands for,
Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022
Get the Flatmug. by Rabidchimichanga January 23, 2020
Get the Lookin-flatmug.