kofta feet

Generally a person with fat, disgusting, smelly feet.

bro Did you see sabrinas kofta feet "how could i miss it, they cant get any bigger"

"Why does it smell like kofta in here"? "i think sabrinas walking up the steps"

by hashy September 30, 2012

The mice are feet up.

Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.

"Dude! What's wrong?"

"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."

by songwritez November 2, 2011

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 21, 2023

50 Feet

The size of your moms hole lmao.

Person 1: dude u back up at least 50 feet
Person 2: LIKE HOW DEEP UR MOMS HOLE IS?????

Person 1: *crying in nerd pissy Fatboy*
Person 2: *becomes ultimate alpha daddy strong papi man devil wolf*

by urmomsholesloose October 12, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

swept me off my feet

When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.

So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.

by love.education October 20, 2023

furry feet-ed

The act of gifting someone furry feet on steam

*Gets a notification on steam for a gift*
Person: oh boy I wonder what I got
*Furry Feet*
Person 2: You just got furry feet-ed

by 420blazingmaster69 December 31, 2023