happy fucker

N. 1. A male with extreme luck with females. Emphasis on undeserved.
2. One who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it

That kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new BMW his parents bought him is such a happy fucker. I want to gouge his eyes out with my cock.

by obie trice June 11, 2003

fuckerpastic

adj. L. fuckerpasticum, fuckerpastici, Gr. fukerpastikon, fukerpastikoi; from Gr. fuké meaning "the peak and summit of existence" + pastis meaning "dingleberries".

1. a. "most agreeable," b. "particularly unique," c. "spectacular," or 2. related to the person or actions of Chester Leonard Olszewski, a.k.a. Pope Peter II of Bradford, PA.

fuckerpastry n., fuckerpast n., fuckerpastically adv.

That was a fuckerpastic dictionary entry.
He fuckerpastically mounted her moaning body.

by Dr Samuel Johnson, LL.D. M.A. May 19, 2010

fuckereyed

To look at someone or something in an odd manner or with an odd expression.

Why did you look at me all fuckereyed?

by Ldybug February 22, 2011

Fuckerpunch

To be punched somewhere on your body by a sexual body part. IE: A penis or breast.

I am gonna fuckerpunch you in the butt!

She just fuckerpunched me in the face!

by Guttermouth February 4, 2014

fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

Fuckeronni

Eating Pepperoni Pizza whilst fucking someone.

Bobby: Hey Hannah, do you want to fuckeronni?
Hannah: Yeah sure, thats my favourite type of sex.

by hanz_ August 1, 2014

Fuckerdly

To do ruin something, in a stupid manner.

He utterly and fuckerdly destroyed the set of cards by spilling his cup of spit on it.

by RocktamusPrim3 March 28, 2015