Ethan Bunney

A goat fucking faggot that sucks at fortnite and can also be called John he is mostly sighted at night eating grass in your yard if you see a Ethan Bunney/John please call the Global Wildlife and report an escaped faggot

Oh no one of global wildlife’s faggot Ethan Bunney things is eating our grass again

by Bigquy May 25, 2018

Ethan

His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018

Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

Ethan Haneef

Blacc Boi, Has the BIG GAY, Anime Weeb Lord, ETHAN HANEEF!!!

Jacob - "Bro have you seen the new anime thing?"
John - "Yeah, it sucked."
Jacob - "Don't say that around here, dude!"
John - Why not?"
{Sounds From A Distance} - "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jacob - "Thanks a lot dude'
{ETHAN HANEEF} *Throws Massive Shuriken And Kills Them Both*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 7, 2018

Ethan

dis boi cant even read dr suessical books cause he depessed and got llots a clout and

ETHAN! get over here boi

by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018

ethan rodgers

The most amazing person you will ever meet!

me: You are amazing!

Ethan: Tell me something I don't know.

me: JK your an ass!

I love Ethan Rodgers!

by Julianne1714 November 23, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the name of a king or god. He is cool, funny, negative at times, and definitely a leader. He is loving towards his family and good to his friends, but if you get on his bad side, be prepared for the worst. Even if all else states otherwise, he is an enigma which can only be truly comprehended by his closest family members. Some will say he has an evil spirit and no soul. Some say he is a pessimist, but he doesn’t take that as an insult, he takes it in as feedback that can help him. He does not like authority at all, and completely defies it. He tries to make his own authority for others to follow. He can’t stand people that don’t have a sense of humor. He is drawn greatly to artistic talent and loves anything that requires great artistic ability. Sometimes you would even think that he isn’t human because right after an injury he bounces right back up like nothing in his way can stop him. He is amazing and you would be lucky to be close to this person

Ethan is the coolest person I know.

by Ethanos November 26, 2018