Eloise

Eloise is the best of the best of the best! She will do anything for anyone unless they are raciest, sexist and anything-ist. She is amazing at gifts and jokes and artsy stuff. She has a giant-

Heart, and a high hummer level. She is not afraid to stand up for what’s right and makes amazing friends. She won’t judge you for your looks, but the inside. She is also really attractive and one time, 3 people had a crush on her because she is THAT HOT. Definitely recommend for dating! She lives at 123 Don’t be homophonic str.

Person one: Eloise is so hot, but I think she’s taken.
Person two: She is to busy hanging out with her bestie for boyfriends/girlfriends

Person one: Dang it!

by Bestie Westies March 1, 2025

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Eloise

Thick girl, recommend in bed, smells like flowers and she doesn’t even wear perfume

Person 1: whooweee! That Eloise is sexy as hell!
Person 2: Really? Lemmings have a go

by Bestie Westies March 1, 2025

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Elon

slang term for the slimy residue covering the surface of a sweaty colon

after my run this morning, i had developed an elon around my arse-hole due to a lack of exercise over the past few weeks.

by TrumpGivesPutinBlowjobs March 6, 2025

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elon

(n.) a jackass, moron, idiot, etc.;

could refer to a self-centered person, or Elon Musk's peons in the government

Get these fuckin elons out of the government.

by Sodium + Tellurium March 11, 2025

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Elon Derangement Syndrome

An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is some kind of super-genius, a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any element of SpaceX's rockets - he merely bought the company - nor did he invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars - he merely bought the company - nor did he create x.com - he merely bought Twitter, the most successful and popular site online, and turned it into a foul pit of bigotry.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.

"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."

by Arcadia Jane Berger March 14, 2025

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