by eats shorts April 24, 2021
Get the Ed Sheeranmug. When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2
>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2
>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!
by Jfishytuna March 22, 2022
Get the crossbrow-edmug. When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.
I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.
by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022
Get the Jada-ed Pastmug. by pseudonymmmmma February 14, 2021
Get the ed manmug. To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
Get the Howard-edmug. "Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."
by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015
Get the Edmug. 